Lower Slobbovia National Park

Location

The center of Lower Slobbovia.

Origin

This was a small lone hemlock, branches on one side only, that lived for a while in the center of Lower Slobbovia. After Senator Phogbound - at a special hearing - had this declared a national park, it was cherished and guarded. Signs appeared;

• “Keep Slobbovia Green - bring money.”
• “Keep off.”
• “No dogs allowed.”

It finally fell down one winter. ^nw